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Ole and Lena
Ole and Lena jokes can be long and drawn-out stories, or as short as two or three sentences. Lena is typically portrayed as the smarter of the two, often explaining where Ole went wrong in his misadventures. Another common character is Sven , who usually shows up in jokes along with Ole, making Sven and Ole jokes, though all three may appear together. Sven isn't as bright as Ole and Lena, but he means well. Ole and Lena are typically Norwegian , and Sven and his wife are Swedish. One would not find Ole and Lena jokes in Sweden or Norway. Rather they are an outgrowth of an immigrant experience.
Ole and Sven grabbed their poles and headed out to do some ice fishing. As they God tells a joke, Lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. Ole A few days later, he comes back and says to librarian at the counter, "Dis book was.
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Quips and One-Liners
Ole was talking with his brother Sven, who lived next door, when Sven said, "Ya know Ole, you and Lena should really get some new curtains. I vasn't even home last night! Ole and Sven were out fishing on the lake one hot summer day.
Here are some jokes acquired from around the internet. I saw no copyright information, but if I have plagiarized anyone, please let me know. There are also jokes submitted to me and credit is given when an address is available. If you have a good Scandinavian joke, please e-mail me. Workers Ole and Lars were working for the city public works department in Wisconsin. Ole would dig a hole and Lars would follow behind and fill the hole in.
May da ruts always fit da wheels in your pickup. May yur ear mufs always keep out da nort wind. May da sun shine varm on your lefse. May da rain fall soft on your lutefisk. Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell.